I’ll tell you how this virus
Broke my heart when I met Cyrus
We met in POF and seem to hit it off.
We went to lunch and were so careful
We wore our masks and mine was purple.
It was a bit difficult to be heard,
When I’m nervous I get absurd.
Our words were cute,
I said I like your boots,
When we got up to take our leave
I didn’t mean to, but I grabbed his sleeve.
I said I enjoyed our time, you are such a blast!
His face turned red and he walked away.
And now I sit alone all day,
I think he thought I called him an ass!
My heart was broke, I just went home.
And here I sit again all alone.
I hate that damn COVID,
I’d like take it and to shove it,
But not up someone named Cyrus,
I hate this miserable virus,
I might just sound like I said “ass,”
True love, for now, I’ll take a pass.